• me: what the fuck people who don't reply to their texts piss me off so fucking much
  • me: *opens all my texts and forgets to answer*


i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

i say “almost ran me off the road” as if they weren’t 100% successful in forcing my car off the road down a hill on an exit and nearly causing me to hit a bystander (why was he standing there at all???) like i never want to drive again nope hire me a driver im fucking done 



i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.

also, destroy the idea that we should only pursue dreams if they are likely to give you status in this capitalist piece-of-shit society.


Phoenix Arizona is named after a bird on fire becuase if you look out your window that is what you’ll see there

Someone just tried to run me off the road almost died no big deal oh my god


*anti sj voice* you need to go out into the REAL WORLD and stop being so whiny and easily offended. now if you’ll excuse me, i have a lot of 13 year olds to harass about which pronouns they should be using


with all these people saying “it’s just a game” “it’s just a movie” “it’s just an ad,” etc, you gotta wonder just where they think culture comes from.



Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.